Lol what is this?
i’m for sure fu*king this white old man for the bread. this old geezer finna put me in his will one day
I remember this n*gga tried to bag once, and his grill fell out his mouth. he picked it up from the ground, put it back in his mouth and continued the conversation like nothing happened. I now can’t talk to n*ggas with grills.
I owe AmEx $1500, they’ll get it... probably.
i gave all my ex’s clothes, draws n everything, to goodwill because i found out he had been cheating on me for 5 years and had the sex tapes on his computer. lmao now that i think about it i tweaked
Money over B*tches unless that b*tch got the money
I end up having to chalk this one jaw n 2 weeks ago cuz her wig was just too drawin. Like everything else was perfect, she was a certified 8 but she always had a wig on and I couldn’t deal wit it no more. Her swag was also a lil 2 basic for me I seen her wit a forever 21 bag and that was the last straw :(
I was eating cheeks and shorty farted in my mouth
MY GIRL BROUGHT ME THEM NUT AS* FILAS THAT PEOPLE THINK RAFS, I HAD TO ACT LIKE I FUCKED WITH THEM JAWNS, WHOLE TIME I WAS SICK AS SH*T >:(
This joint let me hit for some NBA tickets. Thought she was fin to be plugged. I put her as* in the 400 level section and blocked her number. Ciao whore!!!
I will continue to hide my imaginary girl from the world
I love this shirt! My BM saw me walking around with it on and asked “do you really think I hate you?” I said “yea, otherwise you wouldn’t act like you do” she been in line ever since -Thank you MBMHM
I would smack the sh*t outta J.Prince if i had the chance. The world just pus*y
I wait for my power to go out before I pay the bill
I just kicked my bm out and my mom mad at me!
I tried to bag one of the Westbrook sisters and I almost threw up
I indeed owe my mom $200 for our phone bill. *kanye shrug*